We have a new web site!

[Timo Buhrmester]

>   The design is modern
Cool! Javascript! And it feels like a smartphone app.  I already feel
all warm and fuzzy inside.  /s

Thanks for rendering the website "modern", because clearly "modern" is
the future.  Can't have websites that are discernible from each other.

Or websites that wouldn't depend on pointless Javash^Hcript, for that
matter...